If you are going to lie to someone, (someone that won’t care like a friend.) Do it well. Because if you don’t they will know and you will look moronic. And the two of you will need to do some super weird cage fighting for you to be left alone about it. This is one Epic Fail that just needs to stay off the FML apps. If your not a particularly good liar the CUT YOUR LOSSES AND JUST KEEP YOUR MOUTH CLOSED. I tell you this with only your best interest in mind.

XOXO