Hello it’s the annual Valentines day for the lonely post. I’m a little unprepared so instead of a funny spoof I’ll just tell you about my day.

Today I was drug tested for the first time. (Go UIL for random drug testing!) Of course I passed. But it was so awkward! I laughed so hard and smashed my head into the toilet paper dispenser. Yep. Smashed my head square into it.

Then because I just could not bring myself to pee in that tiny cup I sat for about five minutes. The old lady was like, “Nealie?” And at that point I was annoyed at the whole situation so my response was, “Yeah?” And she proceeded to ask if I was okay. So the intelligent response at the time was, “I can’t do it. I can’t pee in this tiny cup.” So she all of a sudden turned into a Nealie pee cheerleader from outside my stall she was all, “Yes you can!” I finally did. Sorry to be anti climactic. But yep, I just did.

Then at lunch I told the worlds cutest couple to be aware that everyone at the lunch table was single so shut up. Which I was just kidding they’re probably the only couple I still absolutely adore on V-day! (: And my “friend” was all, “Shut up you have a boyfriend that’s crap blah blah blah.”
I don’t have a boyfriend. Not until he gets down to good ole J-town and asks me out. So really? Ugh. Just no.

When 5th period rolled around I was so ready to tell my other “friend” my funny drug testing story. So I was all, “Hey, wanna hear my funny drug testing story?!” And she said, “No, I’ve already heard it from 5 other people because you complain SO. MUCH.”
So I just told my funny story to my other friends Maddie and Bethany.
Sick of friends acting like “Friends”.

Finally I witnessed the cutest valentines day gift giving ever.(: At tennis practice my teammates boyfriend came up on some ridiculous mini electric motorcycle and asked our coach if he could give her a valentines day present.
She was so happy. ❤

So for the next hour my twin friend Isaac got to hear this exact story I just blogged to you. We're now making a friendship contract.

Even though it sounds like a bad day it was pretty great thanks to some really sweet new people in my life. Maybe all I needed was a shift in people around me.

In conclusion, thank you Bethany, Maddie, Hannah, and Isaac for making my valentines day.

XOXO
P.S. my mom is my V-day date. No shame.