Long titles only mean certain doom.

Anyway. For college English I’m writing a paper on Vladimir Nabokov. If you haven’t heard of him that’s because no one has. His most famous works are in Russian. I’m sorry…. I thought I was in ENGLISH class…

Anyway, I feel as though some people just got way too lucky on this paper.
Really? I got the completely unheard of Vladdy boy and you got Poe and Dickens. Just get out… Quit college English… Take up playing the lottery. You’ll probably win a lot being as you’re some of the luckiest sons of guns alive right now…

SO, I’m gonna spend my time trying to tackle this Russian man.

Wish me luck.

Wish I could write this paper in Russian… I’d give me an A.

XOXO,
THE BEST RUSSIAN BIOGRAPHER-HIGHSCHOOLJUNIOR-COLLEGEFRESHMAN ALIVE.