Public toilet paper sucks. It’s like the tissue paper you put in present sacks. How gross.

Do you know how many people will use the restroom in this PUBLIC bathroom just in ONE DAY!? How stupid is it to do that to all those people every day?

Work is the worst. That’s the public bathroom I use the most. But I’ve come up with a solution. That doesn’t work. But it was worth a try.

Carry your own roll of your favorite toilet paper.
Reasons this doesn’t work:
1.) Well that makes for weird purse checks at work.
2.) You’ll hurt all the ancient public plumbing.

Feel free to disregard the cons and do it anyway.

Stick it to the public and their crappy toilet paper.

(Terrible word choice at it’s finest^)

RANT OVER.

XOXO
Taking my own bad advice.