On my way home from New Mexico, I listened to the Mix 100. A Lubbock radio station.
They play all the same things as 106.1. In the middle of my jam sessions there are these gross things called commercials.

They’re these things that some jerk invented to sell you things you don’t need, and give you more “first world problems” to whine about.
Examples:
•”A toaster oven potato peeler!? $20.00 at Wal Mart!? Put that on the shopping list pronto!”
•”Ugggggghhhhhh all this free music coming out of my car’s radio while I’m on the way to get my $7.00 coffee is being interrupted by commercials!!! *disregard hobo struggles* *disregard life struggles* *disregard poverty*”

BACK ON TOPIC!
Among the boring commercials talking about back to school, dream vacays, etc… Was a commercial about Roller Coaster Speed Dating.

What is Roller Coaster Speed Dating?

Glad you asked. For X amount of dollars you can reserve your spot (10 girls, and 10 guys) for the coaster of love! Oooooh, ahhhhh. So compelling. You ride the coaster 10 times, each time with a different partner. All the while screaming, crying, vomiting, and getting to know one another on a very intimate level.

Are there any cons to Roller Coaster Dating?

Do bees like the smell of Ed Hardy Perfume? No really… Do they?
Is the answer is yes. Then I guess so.
When was the last time anybody got on a roller coaster with a stranger and got to know them well enough to be thinking about a second “date”? Never.

THE PROS TO ROLLER COASTER SPEED DATING!

If the guy you’re riding with screams like a female the entire time, he is automatically ruled out and there is no need to over think it ladies! Or if you thought it was really funny then I guess like… Marry him.

In short… Just regular speed date, or you could go on a regular date, okay?

You learned something new today, you’re welcome.

Sign me up buttercup.

XOXO
-Nealie