Dear darling readers.

Today I, Queen of the Internet, come to you posing the ultimate question.

This question if unanswered could lead to the end of humanity. The world will be lost in a black void. We will all be doomed. So my loves… I beg of you to answer…

To short hair or not to short hair? To extension or not to extension?

(Drama* Queen of the Internet more like it…)

Anyway. I preach a lot to all of you killer guys and gals on self confidence, and just the other day I gave my good friend Mary the advice to go for the chop on her hair for that very reason. For most of my time as an adolescent I was known as the girl with long pretty hair so I used this cool new title to be just that… The Girl With Long Pretty Hair. Now I kind of just want to be Nealie. After The Great Hair Chop (and bleach… Which is out of the picture you guys. I’ve come to terms with the fact that I am a brunette. *sigh*) of 2012 I became NEALIE. I talked to a lot more strangers. Cracked a lot more crummy jokes. Interviewed a bunch of artists for Themattix Art Gallery. Dubbed myself Internet Queen (I hope you all know that I’m kidding…).

So in the name of good old fashioned 21st century fun I decided a poll was in order.

Vote on my hair.

I may or may not listen to you.

Please view reference photos and vote responsibly.

RULES:

• No voting while intoxicated.
• If your name is Gabrielle you are not allowed to cast a vote.
• After casting vote please spin in three complete circles to lock in your vote.
• If you are under the age of 5 your vote is not valid (but good job using the computer).
• If you own more than three Burberry items you may not vote.
• If your birthday falls on the third Saturday of the month this year you may vote more than once.
• If you have more than five letters in your first name but less than 8 you must blink twice before voting.

Happy voting!

Current Hair:

(This is that selfie from a weekish ago.)

Short Hair:

Long Hair:

XOXO,

NBNealie