University of North Texas student and sports writer, Clay Massey, has issued a news release regarding his annual hibernation following the beginning of the Major League Baseball postseason.

The Toronto Blue Jays and Baltimore Orioles baseball clubs will play in the American League Wild Card game on Oct. 4 at 7:05 p.m. At that time Massey will enter hiding to become a “better man”, according to the news release.

The release states that the array of emotions he will feel this season will help him “explore who (he is) as a person.”

“To my parents – I’m sorry I bought American League Division Series tickets against your will. To everyone else, I hope you all understand if you experience me having mood swings and not acting like myself,” Massey said. “Baseball can do that to me.”

Massey hopes that his favorite club, the Texas Rangers, will win a World Series title.

“May the Rangers fight them till hell freezes over, and then fight them on ice,” Massey said in the release.

See the full release:

XOXO,

NBNealie