Well well well, the blog drops late again. Predictable.

PLOT TWIST:

I started with the topic that got the smallest percentage of votes. COUGH0%COUGH.

I took a page out of those crazy smart T.V. series coordinators book’s and came up with this. This way you are all addicted to this series. (On the bright side you are not addicted to cocaine.)

Hey y’all, this here is the perks uh bein’ a bus driver.

I know what you all must be thinking, there are no legitimate perks to being a bus driver.

Well you have never been more wrong my blog reading, brow furrowing fans.

That cartoon man driving the cartoon bus full of cartoon kids through the cartoon town is a prime example of the actual perks of being a bus driver.

– For one, that man is surrounded by many kids, he has probably picked up a second language by now.

– He can say that he chauffeurs many grade A human beings around.

– It is easier to get a date if you can say that you drive a large yellow rectangular vehicle for a living.

– He probably see’s a lot of free high school sporting events. (If the coach can’t drive a bus that is.) 

– On more than one occasion he has been told good morning more often and a greater number of times than you and myself darling reader. That’s right. Jealousy to the core.

– He does not have to pay for pay-per-view boxing. There’s gotta be at least one fight on that bus a week. Two on a good week.

– He has tools on that bus designed specifically for vomit clean up, now think about your job. wouldn’t it be better with vomit specific cleaning utensils?

and finally

– He is officially the man most likely to be jacked by Adam Sandler.

In conclusion there are no perks to being a bus driver.

(Besides vomit specific cleaning tools. Focus on the big issues people. The big issues.)

XOXO

Toodles.

P.S. LOVE THE BUS DRIVING AMERICANS CAPICE? (Please pretend there is an accent over that last e?) coughiloveyoucough