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The Importance of Keeping Hatred to Yourself.

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The importance of keeping hatred to yourself. Let’s start off with hating people is bad, I mean if you really feel like you need to so be it. BUT, I don’t advise it. Let’s think about the phrase shown. I hate you. (The picture above is taken by me.) It’s a big deal to tell someone you hate them and mean it. That pretty much means that even when you get over your scrap you’ll never even have any chances of being friends again. I did that to someone and even after I decided to be the bigger person and apologize it was too late! It can make things awkward in a high school setting. Sometimes when you lay out the big H it also causes all the other persons friends to want to attack you. That’s not good. No one wants to be unjustly attacked. So if you’re feeling like you really do hate someone, mums the word.

XOXO

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Why You Can’t Miss Friday Night Football Even if Your Team is a Bunch of Losers.

Okay I don’t necessarily go to away games for my team because they really are a bunch of losers. They try really hard not to be but we are. So if your football team really does always lose I suggest you don’t waste your gas on away games unless you have a weird theory and you think you’re like their good luck charm or you’ve got impeccable team spirit. The first reason you can’t miss all those little home games is because dude concession stand food is the best. Who doesn’t like nachos and funnel cake? The second is because when all the guys are talking about these awesome passes that scored us the only points we got the whole game it’d be nice to know what they’re talking about. Thirdly it’s how you catch up with all the friends you don’t have classes with. And even if your team loses all the time you can still make bets on how much they’ll improve or suck. Like at the first home game we lost 13 to 50 something. Then the week after that when it was away they lost 13 to 40 something! They’re clearly working on their defense. Also pretty much the most important reason to go to a football game is to stalk cute guys/girls. And there you have it, clear the next couple home game Fridays and enjoy.(:

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When a Guy Walks Out of the Girls Bathroom.

So, while on my way to Dallas the other day I really need to go to the bathroom. So we make a stop at Joe’s Crabshack so I can relieve myself. I ask the nicest hostess if I may use their restroom, and she says yes and tells me where it is and in my mind I’m like, “SCORE BATHROOM!” So then I walk in and I’m staring at this guy. Now the first thing I think is, “Dude it has girl spelled on the bathroom door like a million different ways. It literally says. Girls, Ladies, Women, Jills, Gals.” Then the guys kind of running past me to get out and not looking at my face. Then I get this is already the beginning to a very bad scene in a very scary horror movie. My body goes into super sonic avoid-scary-movie-scene speed, and I go to the bathroom in five seconds. Sing happy birthday 10 times too fast as I wash my hands and I book it out of “Joe’s Crabshack of Creepy Horrors”

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