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While Drinking Out of a Glass Bottle Try Not to be Offended.

So I’m walking, (somewhere I can’t remember where.) and I’m drinking Izze soda, the very last bits of it. It’s so worth the last drops, it is very good soda. Then I look up and this lady is giving me the dirtiest look! And to make it all the more better I’m walking right towards her. I’m like okay, wardrobe malfunction or what? So I get past her and I try to get another last drop and I look up and… BAM! Another lady with a baby on her hip is like giving me the stank eye. Okay so I’m thinking people just always assume that you’re up to no good when you are drinking out of a glass bottle. Just a warning, you should expect dirty looks the next time some one sees you drinking root beer out of a glass bottle from a distance.

XOXO

Dreams Are Truly Uncontrollable. Tsk, Tsk.

So I had a dream the other day that I kissed my best friends brother. That’s messed up. I MEAN COME ON. It’s her BROTHER. It’s like the song BFB by Victoria Justice, but I sware, it was just an accident. Then I had a dream that this guy I know asked me to his senior prom and I kissed him. That is still just so messed up. I know I see him everyday, but really should I have such a vivid image of him in my mind. Your answer: NO!!! Dear mind, when you aren’t under my control can’t you just whip me up a Hollister model to kiss?

XOXO

Pesky Underwear, and the Importance of Family Advice.

So today I’m on the phone with my mom because she wants to know when I’ll be home from my dads. She likes to know a lot so I decided to fill her in on what I went shopping for the other day. I got two pairs of jeans, a ruffle cami, and 13 pairs of underwear. Naturally I got the response, “13!!!” Yes mother, 13. She thinks I have an underwear obsession. Then I go on to say, “Well some have a bow in the front and some have a bow in the back so I might put some on backwards.” She tells me not to worry about it because hers get put on backwards too, and I’m like wow. Then she goes on to clarify, “Well not backwards but sideways because you know sometimes it’s hard to tell whats the front. I suggest you don’t do that though because you’ll walk around feeling uncomfortable ALL DAY!” This is surprisingly a more normal conversation between the two of us.

XOXO

A Word for the Beginning .

Hello, I’m Nealie and if you’re reading this you have found your way to my blog. Now I’m not going to blog about what’s on the news or what the media can’t stop talking about. This is a sort of “In The Life Of” blog. If you don’t care to know the stories of a girl with a strange name you might not want to stick around, but if you’re up for it I think you might enjoy this. I’ll try to blog every day, but that all depends on what happens in my day. I’ll try to keep it pretty interesting for y’all. Also I apologize for any gramatical errors in advance please don’t let it annoy you or turn you off of my blog! That being said I promise to try my best to keep all that to a minimum. We’re up for some good times and it all begins here.