Topic Tuesday here we go.

Seven wonders of the world:

7: Pants. Why. They are so hard to put on and take off and they are generally not the most comfortable. Also they’re pretty much required in society. I can’t just walk out my door without pants on. That peeves me.

6: Hair dye, Colored contacts, and Extensions. As if identity theft wasn’t already a problem. This and plastic surgery could easily end someone. Being fake is the new real after all. GUILTY.

5: Motorcycles. Because the car was just too safe for men that enjoy leather and growing beards. And it’s much easier to paint flames on a motorcycle than a car. Smaller surface area is key and sizing down a car was proved to be idiotic. Cough Smart Car Cough.

4: Baking soda. You can use that for literally anything. Shampoo. Toothpaste. Laundry. Odor problems.

3: Cell phones. Because it’s easier to yell at someone over the phone. And because your parents sometimes just can’t get ahold of you calling every land line number they know. And generally for the good old fashioned games of fruit ninja along with the unofficial news cast of every sad saps life, Facebook. Also because telemarketers prefer the direct approach nowadays.

2: Pitch Perfect. Because we were all afraid to make lesbian jokes due to the fact that they might seem too offensive, don’t worry, Fat Patricia has you covered. And also because we missed the N’ Sync boy band feel that the Treble Makers bring back. But seriously, thank God we still have Justin.

1: The I-Pod. It would behoove you all to invest in one. Basically all of your best and worst memories in one electronic stick in a rainbow of colors.

Thanks for letting me waste a few minutes of your time. Hope you all see how true this is. Maggie says what up.

XOXO